THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
this was originally how i wrote my project script and my media teacher made me rewrite the entire thing joss whedon gave me high expectations of the film industry
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.You forgot this one
These are what i wait for every Christmas
i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock
A friend is an avid deer hunter. His trail camera recently got this badass shot.
who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
you’re doing a good job sammy
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
God bless ‘what’s his name’.